THEME

gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

ARTIST

The Neighbourhood

TRACK

Sweater Weather (Acoustic)

PLAYS

1226071

booknutty:

solemn-things:

booknutty:

if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be

Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.

catastrophically loud 

farmanimals:

you can say things get pretty sexual after 9:00

Cashier:

What size drink would you like?

Me:

Five inches.

Cashier:

sorry what size is that?

Me:

So many.

Cashier:

what

Me:

Ten.
eyebrowgod:

prettypapaya:

sounds like something a vampire would say


"I am not a vampire hahaha""Pharrell…we never asked if you were a vampire…"

snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks